Generation Zero

Throughout New Zealand, lives a group of people which live within a Utopian bubble, spitting out ignorance and spreading propaganda for very harmful purposes. Some of the strange events Generation Zero have done are stripping naked on trains to promote an idea of alleged under funding of transport, running ridiculous flash mobs to promote messages about rising sea levels,(which have yet to drown anyone) and holding bake sales in car parks to raise money for student transport. Generation Zero proposes their ultimate goal is a Zero Carbon Aotearoa, a goal which is actually very possible...if bankrupting the country is their other goal. No good evidence to believe a word of what they say has been brought forth, with their ideas being nothing quite convoluted and for a good reason.

Where can one begin to comprehend the enormity of what such a group is trying to achieve? Nice to know the Wellington group have a sense of humour, hosting a bake sale to try raise funds for student transport. One member, who seems quite proud of his group's ingenious idea says "we've put together a bake sale to raise money for smart transport, which the government has been neglecting." He goes on to say "the government's not pulling their weight, so we're having to raise funds for them." Unwonted, considering many spending cuts were made across multiple sectors within the last budget. Mr. Slippery's and his deputy Princess Simon have had to shuffle State Asset along a conveyor belt to raise capital. A Labour and Green Party coalition would have increased taxes on everything and likely still have been stupid enough to waste it on useless ideas. For students to talk about money being so openly available to be used is rather astonishing. Why don't they all go work and send all that income earned to the Inland Revenue Department? Last time, paying more taxes than necessary was more than welcome.

Things only began to get a really worrisome when Louis Chambers, the founder of Generation Zero appeared, looking gaunt and miserable saying "Climate Change is one of the most urgent threats to our future." No surprise hearing someone say that on television today. Many intelligent people have been drawn into the climate change cult. It remains quite interesting that despite the continual warning Louis gives about climate change, he happily jumped into an airplane and flew thousands of kilometres to Copenhagen, listening to the world's greatest liars fail to agree on one binding lie to tell the masses. Louis says this compelled him to make a change and found Generation Zero, a green movement which has found trivial, as well as humorous ways to spread their message. One such event was a flash mob where they warned against alleged rising sea levels. Nothing can top their efforts to expose transport funding problems by stripping down naked on train lines.

Many of the group members seem motivated for a cause but fighting for a Utopian ideology brings out disjointed ignorance, overflowing lies, mutual discontent for the other side. Generation Zero are much like the Green Party. For starters, they have yet to give an answer as to where all the money is going to come from to fund such high cost ventures? If money comes from their own pockets through higher taxes,, you'll hear Generation Zero complain and moan about not having enough income left over from their jobs. They're spreading lies and wishful thinking by pretending C02 emissions will make New Zealand a very toxic country to live in. According to recent study, New Zealand has a life expectancy rate which is among the highest worldwide; clean air and a good environment are two big contributors to that. Much of New Zealand's emissions come from Dairy and Agriculture too, a massive source of Gross Domestic Product for New Zealand. Farmers shamefully pollute many rivers and lakes (often getting away with it). Local towns and boards should be harsher on farmers, rather than give these radicals a voice to impose mass regulation and taxation, which everyone is better off without. If they want to reduce New Zealand's carbon output to zero, the best way is to reduce Dairy and Agriculture, something which is neither realistic or maintainable. Something which stands forth more than anything else is the obsessive and insistent emphasis of a high spending state. Generation Zero are like many people within generation Y, smugly assuming the world owes them something. To the contrary, a more workable solution would be for every member of Generation Zero who are currently have a job be subjected to a special 75 cents to the dollar tax. This tax shall be used on the harebrained ideas they want to see implemented; climate research which will supposedly save New Zealand from environmental doom, public transport good enough to their meticulous standards. An increase to 85 cents per dollar earned ought to be administered to the higher earners. If high spending proposals is what Generation Zero members desire, the best thing which can be done for everyone is to have them pay for it out of their own pocket.

Generation Zero seem like quite an interesting group. Too bad the group is full of Utopian ideas.